You know, I’ve been thinking about this “Carol’s powers are too vague for them to be fun in a film” argument, and I’m starting to see Whedon’s point:
I mean, she’s only a soldier (pilot, whatever) with super human strength who can hit things really hard like Captain America. And I mean, sure, she can can fly unaided like Thor but that’s boring and totally useless. Also, why would you want to make a movie about an alien hybrid like Peter Quill? It’s all utterly incomprehensible, which is why none of those guys have ever gotten movies either.
Kelly Sue: “Captain Marvel can punch through a fucking planet. The challenge is to put her in situations she can’t solve by punching.”
IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A FUN AND INTERESTING CAPTAIN MARVEL FILM IT’S CAUSE YOU’RE FUCKIN LAZY AND SEXIST THX BYE
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
King Gavin Part 2 comes out. Someone finally collects their fourth block, only for Gavin to announce that none of them have won. Lindsay suddenly joins the game. She steps onto the throne, which is now torn to pieces. Gavin hands her the crown and proclaims that she is Queen.
They have dismantled the patriarchy.
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
The pretty lady I reblogged this from is that friend for me.
Space saving furniture
This is like a round of cards against humanity
the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy
The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.