Val. 23. Stereotypical Leo female. Secretly the God of Thunder. Phoenix. Goddamn Glorious Merida Hair. Feminist. Gryffindor. Sarcasm Hawke. Paragon Femshep. Writer. GW2, Final Fantasy. Constant bad influence. Might have started a couple fandom wars.
War Council Philosophies
Chip:[Whispers to the horse] The force is not strong in these ones.
Marchie:[On the horse, brandishing a branch like a sword] I, too, can command the wind, sir! I have a hurricane in me that will strip Spain bare if you dare to try me!
Ru:[Backwards on the horse, unsure of what exactly is happening] You do it strange in the states.
Val:[Smacks a horse in the gob and drags it back to the stable by the teeth] Listen, you little PUNK.